Dogs enter lottery for belly rubs.
Belly Rub Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for a belly rub enthusiast? Our collection offers delightful items that capture the joy and comfort of pet cuddles. From cozy pillows to quirky mugs, find something that celebrates their passion for furry affection. Whether it’s a surprise for a pet lover or a treat for yourself, our products are sure to bring smiles and wagging tails!
'I'm in the mood for a belly rub. Do we have any volunteers?'
The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."
"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."
"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."
Dogs enter lottery for belly rubs.
"I wish I had someone to do this to me!"
"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."
"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."
'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'
"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."
Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!
Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.
"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"
'Will work for tummy rub.'
"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."
'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'
"I need to get back in the gym."
Innie Outie
This is the part I hate - removing the hook.
'This is the place I was telling you about.'
"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"
Surgery.
Welcome to Umbilicoplasty aesthetic surgery
"And if this prescription doesn't work, see if you can get someone to rub your belly. That always make me feel better."
Stomach Fishing.
National Belly Button Society: Innies and Outies.
'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'
Linda mad a killing during slow-moving commuter traffic.
Belly Dancing School
Naval Institute. Innies. Outies.
"Thanks for the walks, tasty treats and rubbing my belly with vigor. I could only love you more if you made my food dish much bigger."
"… Now a little to the left … that's it, honey, nice … mmm … OK, now get lost."
'Next week, next butt!'
'Inny' and 'Outy' trays in the Dept. of Belly Buttons
Belly Rub Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Belly Rub Enthusiast Mugs
Discover our collection of delightful belly rub enthusiast mugs, perfect for keeping pet love close at hand every day.
Belly Rub Enthusiast Pillows
Relax with our charming belly rub enthusiast pillows, ideal for cozying up and celebrating your love of pets.
Belly Rub Enthusiast Prints
Brighten your space with our playful belly rub enthusiast prints, a wonderful way to showcase your pet passion.
Belly Rub Enthusiast T-Shirts
Explore our fun and comfy belly rub enthusiast t-shirts, designed for pet lovers who wear their heart on their sleeve.