Belly Rub Fanatics Gifts

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

'Sure, it's an improvement. But I guess we'll need to get to the airport a lot earlier from now on...'

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

Welcome to Umbilicoplasty aesthetic surgery

"Are you coming in, it's lovely and warm?"

'Sorry I had the liposuction machine on blow instead of suck.'

"And if this prescription doesn't work, see if you can get someone to rub your belly. That always make me feel better."

Surgery.

Dogs enter lottery for belly rubs.

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

'You've had your tongue, ears, nose and naval pierced. Now I think it's time you went to a therapist and had your psychological armor pierced.'

National Belly Button Society: Innies and Outies.

Stomach Fishing.

"Thanks for the walks, tasty treats and rubbing my belly with vigor. I could only love you more if you made my food dish much bigger."

"… Now a little to the left … that's it, honey, nice … mmm … OK, now get lost."

'Inny' and 'Outy' trays in the Dept. of Belly Buttons

Belly Dancing School

'Gather round everyone! Bob has a new rug and we're going to see how long it takes him to get out of it!'

Belly button night. Outies only.

Then we agree - 3 out of 3 doctors prefer 'innies' to 'outties.'