Belly Rub Connoisseur Gifts

"Other than belly rubs, this job doesn't have many perks."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"The first of many cubicles..."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A stripe of stockbrokers

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"Lunch!"

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."