Belly Rub Enthusiast Pillows

Dogs enter lottery for belly rubs.

'I'm in the mood for a belly rub. Do we have any volunteers?'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

Dogs enter lottery for belly rubs.

"I wish I had someone to do this to me!"

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

"I need to get back in the gym."

Innie Outie

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

Surgery.

"And if this prescription doesn't work, see if you can get someone to rub your belly. That always make me feel better."

Welcome to Umbilicoplasty aesthetic surgery

Stomach Fishing.

National Belly Button Society: Innies and Outies.

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

Belly Dancing School

Another stomach successfully stapled.

'Next week, next butt!'

'Inny' and 'Outy' trays in the Dept. of Belly Buttons

"… Now a little to the left … that's it, honey, nice … mmm … OK, now get lost."

"Thanks for the walks, tasty treats and rubbing my belly with vigor. I could only love you more if you made my food dish much bigger."

Chiropodist

'Let's go - play ball! Quit staring at your navels!!'

Belly button night. Outies only.