Bellboy Gifts

"Faster! By God, you'll earn that tip yet!"

'This is the bell boy.'

"No, the hotel isn't haunted, but it is fraught with awkward tipping dilemmas."

Hotelier calls for the Hunchback of Notre Dame: 'Bell Boy!'

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

Bell boy!

'I expect you hear the 'fly-tipping' gag a lot, do you?'

Shipping

You May Torch The Room

"There's an extra fifty bucks if you can carry her all the way to the bed."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Carefree luggage.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

New Guy.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Snow flake

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"They're comfortable."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Dog walking Human.