Bellboy Mugs

"Faster! By God, you'll earn that tip yet!"

'This is the bell boy.'

"No, the hotel isn't haunted, but it is fraught with awkward tipping dilemmas."

Hotelier calls for the Hunchback of Notre Dame: 'Bell Boy!'

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

Bell boy!

'I expect you hear the 'fly-tipping' gag a lot, do you?'

Shipping

You May Torch The Room

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Carefree luggage.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

New Guy.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Snow flake

Dog walking Human.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."