Bell Boy Gifts

Unhelpful Porter

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Bell Hop

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

"You'd clean and set tables and make sure that each table hs a salt lick and pepper."

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

Bell ringer.

"Good evening, Mr. Harper, and how is Mrs. Harper?"

Ding and Dong.

'Hello, Room Service?'

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

Two friars ringing bells

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'Good evening. I am your manager and these are Gaston, our chef, Raoul, your wine steward, Andre, your waiter and wilbur, your busboy.'

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

Page: 'That poor devil ain't mixed much in society!'

The British Society of Campanology...

"My parents will come to church again if you switch to rose."

Mr Atkins at his Ease.

'...He says he won't negotiate until we send in pizza and beer.'

Ringing bell

Bell boy!

"You're fired! Read all about it!"

You May Torch The Room

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

'That's right,with extra cheese and pepperoni. Now I'll give you my location.'

"The smells! The smells!"

"Bell Boy"