Bell Boy Gifts

Unhelpful Porter

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Bell Hop

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

"You'd clean and set tables and make sure that each table hs a salt lick and pepper."

Bell ringer.

"Good evening, Mr. Harper, and how is Mrs. Harper?"

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

Ding and Dong.

'Hello, Room Service?'

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

Two friars ringing bells

'Good evening. I am your manager and these are Gaston, our chef, Raoul, your wine steward, Andre, your waiter and wilbur, your busboy.'

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'

Page: 'That poor devil ain't mixed much in society!'

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

The British Society of Campanology...

"My parents will come to church again if you switch to rose."

Mr Atkins at his Ease.

Ringing bell

"Bell Boy"

"You're fired! Read all about it!"

'Darn it Mother! I'm not MISSING! I'm just working DOUBLES this month!'

"The smells! The smells!"

You May Torch The Room

'That's right,with extra cheese and pepperoni. Now I'll give you my location.'

Bell boy!

"You didn't tip the paper boy."