Busboys Gifts

"Yes, sir, there's a fly in your soup... There's a fly in everybody's soup!"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"That is an outrageous slur."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Saxophone Player.

"Free Bird!"

Is Driving Doomed?

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

The last Passenger Pigeon

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Doubledecker bus stop

Someday

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

Honk if you're holy.

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

Bus for Giraffes.

Musician

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."