Ball Boy Gifts

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'Super Dog'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Tennis ball girl.

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

Newspaper dog

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

'Happy birthday, darling!'

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

"My parents will come to church again if you switch to rose."

' It all started when I taught him to fetch my paper.'

Early news deliveries.

"Gramps, tell me again of your scary childhood...when milk men and paper boys walked the earth!"

Red and Yellow dress

'That's right,with extra cheese and pepperoni. Now I'll give you my location.'

'...He says he won't negotiate until we send in pizza and beer.'

Bell boy!

"You didn't tip the paper boy."

"Remember, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how well you stay hydrated"

You May Torch The Room

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

Ballboy! Please wait until the rally ends!

'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'

'Paper. No, wait! Plastic. No, wait...'

Shipping

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

'No, I'm just the paperboy... THAT'S the postman!'

Antoine Griezmann