Bag Boy Gifts

'Paper. No, wait! Plastic. No, wait...'

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Travelling

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

"You'd clean and set tables and make sure that each table hs a salt lick and pepper."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'Good evening. I am your manager and these are Gaston, our chef, Raoul, your wine steward, Andre, your waiter and wilbur, your busboy.'

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Why men hate shopping.

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

'That's right,with extra cheese and pepperoni. Now I'll give you my location.'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'...He says he won't negotiate until we send in pizza and beer.'

Adventure

Closing a Suitcase

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

"I like wearing dresses, carrying a big bag, and braiding my hair. Does that make me a transgender?"