Cabin Boy Gifts

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Do Not Resuscitate

"Would you like some wings?"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Hole in one!!!!'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Airport

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

"You'd clean and set tables and make sure that each table hs a salt lick and pepper."

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

"So how are things back in economy?"

Living in a snow globe.

'Good evening. I am your manager and these are Gaston, our chef, Raoul, your wine steward, Andre, your waiter and wilbur, your busboy.'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Seatbelt hangs out from the airplane door.