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'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Do Not Resuscitate

"Would you like some wings?"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Airport

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"You'd clean and set tables and make sure that each table hs a salt lick and pepper."

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

Seatbelt hangs out from the airplane door.

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'Good evening. I am your manager and these are Gaston, our chef, Raoul, your wine steward, Andre, your waiter and wilbur, your busboy.'

Living in a snow globe.

"So how are things back in economy?"

"No, you're not in a box. You're in an exit row. And I need you to acknowledge that verbally."