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"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

The discovery of electricity...

Lockdown casserole

'It's an antique!'

"#BeCurious"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"I'm sorry, John! You're right, I'm wrong!!!"

You have the worst spring breath.

'Outside with that!'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

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Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

Caveman bathroom

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'