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'You dunderheaded swab, I said find me any empty Galleon.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Would you like some wings?"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Airport

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.'

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Paper Trail

"Exscuse me, but I think I'm in the wrong shaped hole."

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'Did you remember to lock the house?'