Cabin Boy Curiosity T-Shirts

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Honey Wallah

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

"Yesterday's weather forecast was wrong. Is that what is meant when they say 'fake news'?"

"Are we nearly there yet?"

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

"There's no such thing as a stupid question -- There are, however, stupid Google searches."

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

Grand show of prize vegetarians.

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

'How come corn grows this tall in only two months and I'm still just a little kid?'

'I found out in school today that 'Mom' isn't your real name! What else are you hiding from me?'

'I was going to ask my parents for a baby brother but I sure won't now.'