Cabin Boy Curiosity Pillows

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Honey Wallah

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

"Yesterday's weather forecast was wrong. Is that what is meant when they say 'fake news'?"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"Are we nearly there yet?"

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

"There's no such thing as a stupid question -- There are, however, stupid Google searches."

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

Grand show of prize vegetarians.

Forgive me father, I may be about to sin. Speak openly, so. It's about Bill Gates. Go on. He's so generous. He gives billions to charity, he's turning into a not-so-bad person. Sometimes I … It's okay. Say it. I think about buying a windows-based computer. Sacked from the Apple section for sacrilege. Go ye out, heathen!

'How come corn grows this tall in only two months and I'm still just a little kid?'

'I found out in school today that 'Mom' isn't your real name! What else are you hiding from me?'

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."