Ballsy Player Gifts

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Basketball

Tennis ball girl.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Is the water cold?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Birds cue ball escape.

'Gordorf, it's the fourth quarter. Get off your duff and wizard them a touch down already!'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

Anteater playing the trumpet

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'Happy birthday, darling!'

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

"I seriously hope no one messed with my trombone while I was out."

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Musical Snooker

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Ballboy! Please wait until the rally ends!

Trombone player.

Basketball championship games in the future.

They're the team to beat.