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'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Basketball

Tennis ball girl.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Dog playing snooker/pool.

How's my Jiving?

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Birds cue ball escape.

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'Happy birthday, darling!'

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

Anteater playing the trumpet

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

'Gordorf, it's the fourth quarter. Get off your duff and wizard them a touch down already!'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'This is only the weather forecast- 'Strictly Come Dancing' is on in ten minutes!'

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

"I seriously hope no one messed with my trombone while I was out."

Musical Snooker

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

Ballboy! Please wait until the rally ends!

Trombone player.

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

They're the team to beat.

"My next tune is called 'A Delicate Shade Of Blue'."