Stockboy Gifts

'Darn it Mother! I'm not MISSING! I'm just working DOUBLES this month!'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

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'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Wall St. or True Love.

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'