Believe-it-or-not Fans Pillows

Sunnuva...

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Tequila Mockingbird

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'Guess who's teething?'

'Henry, cut that out.'

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

Beer Lunch

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

"What?!"

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Under New Mismanagement

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

Sure, snoring is a big issue at our house too: you've seen the size of my dad's nose...

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Sawrd Fighting

"I hate when this happens."

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

"It's not you, I just prefer big dogs."

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."