Believe-it-or-not Fans Prints

Sunnuva...

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Tequila Mockingbird

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'Guess who's teething?'

'Henry, cut that out.'

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"What?!"

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Beer Lunch

Sure, snoring is a big issue at our house too: you've seen the size of my dad's nose...

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Under New Mismanagement

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Sawrd Fighting

Psycho-plankton.

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

"I hate when this happens."