Being Charming Gifts

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Why we need poetry. . .

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

You're the olive in my martini

"Swing me with your words."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Romance in Pink

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Lover

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

Social butterfly

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Official Support Groups

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

Online Dating

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by."

'Cologne sir?'

"Hey, baby - that doesn't mean you!"

'I do kiss up, but there's no tongue involved.'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room