Charming Charity Gifts

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Alms Bank

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Me and my money are soon parted

Television guests' essentials in November.

Lemonade without borders.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Thanks again, kid!"

'Are we having fun yet?'

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'