Charming Charity Gifts

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Gee, thanks pal."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

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"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Alms Bank

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Me and my money are soon parted

Lemonade without borders.

Television guests' essentials in November.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Thanks again, kid!"

'Are we having fun yet?'

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.