Charity-minded Gifter Gifts

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Tipping Pain Chart

How the gift registry should really work

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

'Big Issue...'

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

Marathon costume

Beggars on the street.

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

Thanks And Giving.

'It the thought that counts.'

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

Stuffed.

'Gee, thanks pal."

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

Christmas postie!

"If you're generous when the collection plate is passed around, I'll make my sermon ten minutes shorter than usual."

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

'Spare change.'

'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"

United Way Building Blocks.

'Next Father's day I'll buy you a tie instead of stealing a Ferrari.'

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."