Charity-minded Gifter T-Shirts

I THINK when OXFAM suggested you buy a goat for Xmas...They meant for the third world!

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Tipping Pain Chart

How the gift registry should really work

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

'Big Issue...'

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

Marathon costume

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

Beggars on the street.

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

Thanks And Giving.

'It the thought that counts.'

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

'Gee, thanks pal."

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

Stuffed.

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

Christmas postie!

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

"If you're generous when the collection plate is passed around, I'll make my sermon ten minutes shorter than usual."

'Spare change.'

United Way Building Blocks.

Bob wished he had gotten this cal BEFORE he gave all his money to his favourite charity.

'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."