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'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Why we need poetry. . .

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

You're the olive in my martini

"Swing me with your words."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

Romance in Pink

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Lover

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

Social butterfly

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

Online Dating

"Hey, baby - that doesn't mean you!"

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

'I do kiss up, but there's no tongue involved.'

"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by."

'Cologne sir?'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room