Beer-toting Beach Boppers Gifts

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

I love my Uke.

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

That's my summer place.

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

Unmanned drones.

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

Surf lift.