Beer-toting Beach Boppers Mugs

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

I love my Uke.

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Unmanned drones.

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

Surf lift.

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'