Beach Partygoer Mugs

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Shellfie

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

I told you we were late!

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Masquerade

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Redhead

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'