Bedpan Painter Gifts

'I know you're bored, but please quit painting our bedpans.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Monkey-artist

"I love your work!"

Tedious Romantic.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Artists Cats

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"Yes, but is it art?"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Painter's muse

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

The Hudson River School of Art.

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Man Painting Road.

"Pfft. Derivative."

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

The plein air painters of Kansas

War artists.

"I used to be super-impressed too, until I found out it's made of paper-mache!"

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

Artist painting in the rain.

"You must be the underground artist."

Introverts' Heaven

"I trimmed our shade tree."