Bedhead Artist Gifts

Monday: Missed the snooze ??" hit the ooze button.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"How are we on bread?"

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Devil tattoo.

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Snowman Tattoo

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Tattoo - brain diagram

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

Bill often considered cutting his armpit hair, but then he'd need to buy carpeting.

"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."

'Kids today!'

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

'Hey, Buddy, I think you missed a spot there!'

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

Football Tattoo.

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

'Tattooing your resume on your back is a little odd, but what bothers me is that I'm unable to read it due to all the hair.'

I love Ann - I love chip butties

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'