Bedhead Enthusiast Gifts

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Rapunzel in the Morning

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Emergency Hipster Beard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

wattle covers

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

The Beard in the Stone

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Long shift?'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

Bearded Leftie.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Organic

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I noticed a few browns."

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

"It makes you look old."

A stylized man in pyjamas

Trendies, INC

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Beard fails

"I've made a terrible mistake."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.