Wife lifts husband's toupee to clean his head.
Bald Head Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite bald head enthusiast? Explore our collection of funny and thoughtful products that celebrate the confident, bold, and brilliantly shiny. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, find the perfect way to honor this unique interest.
'I can feel a hundred eyes drilling into my bald spot.'
"Renk just discovered beard oil."
"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."
'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'
Emergency Hipster Beard
"Face it, Clive - you're bald."
'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'
"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."
'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'
Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard
Bearded Leftie.
Intellectual Property
'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...
"I noticed a few browns."
The Organic
"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"
Peak Beard/High Peak Beard
Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.
"It makes you look old."
Operation Chrome Dome.
A few post-Christmas options for Santa.
"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"
Chuck played mean hair guitar.
Two men in barber shop
"I've made a terrible mistake."
Beard fails
Bearded old man atop mountain.
My Life in Beards.
Facial hair continental drift.
"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"
I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.
Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.
Balding Autumn Tree.
"I think you're beard needs a trim..."
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Bald Head Enthusiast Pillows
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