Bedhead Champion Gifts

"No haircut today, Peter. Just tousle me."

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

"The surgery went well. It had spread, but I'm quite confident we got it all."

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

Cat Medication

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Whack Your Alarm Clock

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

"You look amazing for someone who's just woken up!"

'I won't be in to work today... I woke up with a bug.'

'I can feel a hundred eyes drilling into my bald spot.'

"Please, Miss, can I go empty my colostomy bag?"

Wife lifts husband's toupee to clean his head.

This was the last time Fred would agree to referee a game between Bobble Head Teams.

"I'm sorry I said that. It was the beer captioning."

"Whoa, dude! Serious bed head."

'I can't keep it from you anymore, Jack. I'm gay.'

Monday: Missed the snooze ??" hit the ooze button.

Boy commenting on a man's bald patch

At home with the Bobbleheads

French Bankers in London