Bear Appreciation Gifts

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Welcome Spring.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Check out the old dude.'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I think we have run out of time..."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Atomic Bear: Part 13

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Is the garbage fresh?"