Beam Biters Gifts

Workmen eat steel beams at lunch hour.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

Fish talking about fisherman

Timber preservation

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Drone Spray

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Occupational Hazards.

Champions biting their medals

Computer Virus

'Can you check my balance.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

No fly zone

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Reality home-improvement show.

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

The Specimen Hunter

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"