Beam Seeker Gifts

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

Ancient Racing

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Courage. Love.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Lighthouse Beam.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Computer Controlled Car

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Before and After Thomas Edison

'It's all about location, location, location!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

A day in the life of a dog.

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Cow outboard engine

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Slipstream

Pamplona 500

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."