Beam Seeker Gifts

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

Ancient Racing

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Courage. Love.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Lighthouse Beam.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Computer Controlled Car

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Before and After Thomas Edison

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

'It's all about location, location, location!'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

A day in the life of a dog.

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Cow outboard engine

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Slipstream

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"My boss wanted someone with drive so I hired a NASCAR racer."

Pamplona 500

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

That's a street lamp, Steve.