Bloom Seeker Gifts

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

'Chelsea Flower Show.'

2021

Rose Garden

"I've seen a tulip before."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Roses

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Human Rights for All

Silver Fox

"Botox."

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

Keen gardener.

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Good morning Miss...'

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

Welcome to Kew Gardens

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

Stop and Smell the Roses

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."