Beach Yoga Gifts

"It is my place!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"How's it look back there?"

I love my Uke.

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

Fish mobsters.

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'