Beach Yoga Mugs

"It is my place!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

"How's it look back there?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

I love my Uke.

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

Yoga.