Yoga Enthusiast In A Suit Gifts

"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"It is my place!"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Yoga To-Do

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'