Morning Yoga Enthusiast Gifts

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"We're exclusively delts."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Yoga.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercising

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Showoff"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'