Morning Yoga Enthusiast T-Shirts

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Yoga classes door.

"We're exclusively delts."

My God, I need to fart.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Yoga.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

So … you do a lot of yoga?

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.