Batting Star Gifts

Knocked it out of the park

Ice skater

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Baseball Dreams

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Will Self does karaoke

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

'I don't wan't to talk - let's sing a duet!'

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

The short pitched ball, and how to handle it

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Cricket

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Choir

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

Chi Kick

Football today

'Go out and win one to maintain your current lifestyles.'

Wages of footballer.

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

Top 3 Complaints of Batman's Ex-Girlfriend.

Ask Sadie. Sadie – Will you share with us pictures of your lovely self as a young woman? - Roberto, Sent from my Kindle Fire. Actual reader letter. Is that his last name? What? Send from my Kindle Fire?! It's his device. My device is a bat. Hide the devices.

'I always dream about cricket, all night every night.'

Sammy Sosa

'We're no fly by night operation.'

Cricket