Batting Star Pillows

Knocked it out of the park

Ice skater

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Baseball Dreams

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Will Self does karaoke

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'I don't wan't to talk - let's sing a duet!'

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

Cricket

The short pitched ball, and how to handle it

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Wages of footballer.

Chi Kick

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

Choir

Football today

'Go out and win one to maintain your current lifestyles.'

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

'I always dream about cricket, all night every night.'

'We're no fly by night operation.'

'How long until we get funding for the new gym?'

Cricket