Bathroom Comedy Boss Gifts

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I need to tinkle."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Shampoo.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

His & hers towels.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

The Rural Bidet...

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'