Bathroom Comedy Boss Gifts

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

His & hers towels.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."