Bathing Crusader Gifts

Grooming for beginners.

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Loofah Lady

New Twenty Blades

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Fumes from furniture

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Sea Change.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"Not now!"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

How to recover from a bad day

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

Cleaner

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."