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'This your first time smelt fishing?'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

The next damn Batman.

Bats with blankets.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Bat

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

Vampire Umbrella

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Deregulated Baseball

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"Something nocturnal."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also testing negative for steroids.'

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

'Cosmic!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

Bat

"Who's the artist?"

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.