Bat-wielding Beginner Gifts

'This your first time smelt fishing?'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

Bats with blankets.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

The next damn Batman.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Deregulated Baseball

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Bat

Vampire Umbrella

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"Something nocturnal."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Cosmic!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also testing negative for steroids.'

Bat

"Who's the artist?"

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

'Hello? Animal control?'

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."