Basset Hound Fan Gifts

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

No littering...

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Four

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Meet my significant other.'

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"I admire your dogged determination."

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

'I said - MOVE IT!'

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

"How's the new job?"